Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Disease taking over the school?

So.

Have you all noticed the drama lately?

Especially in year 9 students?

Where everyone rushes around, trying to complete homework, study for tests, and keeps on top of their social lifes in a flurry of papers, pens, and eraser dust? (...Does white-out dust exist?)

I believe it's due to an illness that takes over teachers once they start teaching year 9 students. Once a teacher sees a year 9 student, DING! Y9 mode. In Y9 mode, teachers tend to give more homework (WAY more) and also activate a telepathic connection with other teachers who have also been activated. They, using that telepathic connection, set down a date when all homework must be due and all tests must be taken. Take the Friday before the October holiday. Two tests AND two major homeworks due on ONE DAY? It's not a coincidence. It's...

The Y9 disease.

Eventually. This affects the students Y9 and up. What are the symptoms? Well. Extreme stress, mental breakdowns, and sometimes even falling out with friends. Those are only the common ones.

Tomorrow, we will have more updates on this mysterious, but deadly disease.

7 comments:

Thunderstrike said...

riiiiiiiiiight

Literacy Actress said...

mmmmmmmmmmmmm........
yeahhhhhhhhhhh
I don't think that this hypothesis of yours will will um................. would would you call it.....ANYTHING RELATED TO THE HUMAN BEINGS!!!
Though agreed.
waaaaaayyyy too much homework.

Literacy Actress said...

sorry. CAN BE UNDERSTOOD BY THE MIND OF A HUMAN BEING!!!!

FyreVortex said...

Yup. As I said in the previous post, yes, too much homework. >.<

FyreVortex said...

Yes, more homework... This is quite well written. :) Not my style, but I like it. :D

Yes, I have extreme stress right now. :|

I just left out the stress part in my other post. Lol.

:| Stress. Ahhhhh!!!

And I think that they should give us less homework when we return from our holidays. And then after 1 week or so, add it in so it's unnoticeable. STRESS!!!!!

Wei-Wei said...

why thank you fyrevortex. "quite well written" i'll take that as a compliment. :)

FyreVortex said...

:P